I’ve learned recently that attraction isn’t a recipe. But if it were, this is what I thought the ingredients looked like:
4 cups tall
2 cups hilarious
2 cups smart
1 cup nice
1 cup good job
3 tablespoons of sexually dominent
2 teaspoons douchebag
A pinch of good with kids
Sprinkle with has his own car and doesn’t live with parents
Mix well, bake until 31 years old. Eat while still hot.